pancakemilkshake:

Just robbed a fuckin bank.

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

swerveycorps:

hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
Super
Weeaboo
Anime 
Garbage

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

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Weelee…

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Weelee…..

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WEELEE

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I feel like I’m obligated to reblog this everytime It pops back up on my dash…..

blow-j-simpson:

having fun without cursing

blow-j-simpson:

having fun without cursing

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline