Just robbed a fuckin bank.
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
I feel like I’m obligated to reblog this everytime It pops back up on my dash…..
having fun without cursing
I watch porn for the storyline